Thank you all for your comments on the last post. I should say that I really don't think the word 'obese' can be applied to me in any useful (by which I mean scary) way. I did recently cycle 100km, for a start. Also it didn't really change how I think about other weights I could be: the ones I listed are still my I Should Be / I Would Like To Be / Wouldn't It Be Great If I Was weights.
Buy new brunching shuttlecocks. Be nicer to raycun. Volunteer to spend time with twin peaks. Put fifty documentaries a month into my savings account. Spend more time with my beards. Give some black books to charity.