Fuck it being suicide to cycle.
Fuck 'all buses are have been instructed to return to their depots'.
Fuck walking home for an hour in a journey that's 20 minutes on the bike and 30 on the tube.
Fuck the other line closures that's going to make the Central line even more of a nightmare than usual.
Fuck 'it makes everything look like a magic village'
And, let me be clear here, Fuck your Snow.