Our receptionists are (or were) a mother and daughter from the East End, the younger of whom (late twenties, I think) has been out since having a kid last December. She came in today with her baby boy, and I asked what his name is. He's Christopher George HerSurname-HisSurname, and those standing around started throwing in other names, not least her: "Tabasco!" "Lee & Perrins!".
Colleague: He's named after the entire Millwall team!
Her: Yeah, I should have called him Harry Roberts.